Bagpiping

A form of oral sex. To blow into the shaft of the penis whilst squeezing the testicles.

“I need that that sexual pain, but she took the bagpiping too seriously and I can’t feel my balls.”

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Yorkshire stuffing

The process of using rosemary infused butter as lubricant and performing oral sex on the person after ejaculation.

“I came in that hoe and chowed down on that beefy roast dinner. Proper Yorkshire stuffing”