Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking

“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”

Spin the salad

1) A very advanced technique for eating asshole (subdivision of tossing the salad) where the “spinner” moves from oral activity at the vagina, and runs their tongue up to the butthole over the victim’s (salad’s) skin and rotates their tongue in fast circular motion around the anus.
2) To dilly dally

“Asians girls really like it when you spin the salad on them”
“Ok, you can stop spinning the salad”

Leeb

*very important word to add to your vocabulary*
(n) noun; Describing a person we all know who has the most lame, false sense of humor imaginable. A key trait of a Leeb is they insert themselves with too much enthusiasm and feel as if their strange way of speaking deserves a laugh or positive attention. They use common phrases and steal each one to add to their vocabulary.

Common terms may be: “kill it with fire” “hella” “big facts baby” “reeeeeeeeeeeee” “feels bad” “vibin”

“Lol I hate working at jacks, no one matches my vibes there, feels bad”
“James you’re such a Leeb, please don’t talk to me ever again”

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Twenty twenty too

A frightening prophecy that the year 2022 will have more detrimental events unfold than 2020

“Not gonna lie, twenty twenty too (2022) got me spooked out)

Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there

“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”