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N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.
Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.
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Noun
Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.
v. To give off the essence of the booty.
v. To be an ass.
Brett: Listen, JJ. You're assing way too hard right now.
JJ: Why thank you, Brett.
Brett: I didn't mean the good way. You're being an ass right now. Fuck off.
(Masculine)
1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.
2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack
-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!
Noun:
A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
A name given to a person (usually a girl) who has a flat chest other than a small bump in the middle, but the entire breast is covered by the areola. Generally, a pair of breasts resembles a pair of cymbals laying flat against someone's chest.
-Waddup cymbal tits!
-That girl has got some mean cymbal tits going on.
Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.
I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!