Nathan

Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.

None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"

None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"

The end

Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"