Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.

"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"

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tricarico

A man boy with strong latent homosexual undertones. A Tricaricos often uses subtle country boy charm to let u know he’s DTF dudes. He tells u that his chaps are for “buckin cows”, but are really used for getting “fuckin plowed”

“Thought we were gonna hang and watch the game, but he Tricaricoed me and grabbed my dick.”

“When I saw him bumpin and grinding at the ManHole, I knew he was a real Tricarico”