female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

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fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

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Fuck Face

The face made when one reaches orgasm.

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runner

1) noun: Used extensively on the LIFFE floor to describe the junior employees who did the menial jobs. Often derogatory. Qualifications for female runners were few, and centred around expected giving out of sexual favours.

I can't be arsed to get my lunch, where's a runner?

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Trekker

Someone who likes to trek. Obviously.

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fungulicous

Tasty mushrooms.

These shiitake are fungulicious

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bandwidth

noun; available time

I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth

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