little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

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FWMB

FWMB is short for 'friends with minor benefits.' Two individuals who are casual friends, and not dating or engaged to each other, but who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual activity, such as oral or mutual masturbation.

Jenny enjoyed a FWMB relationship with Peter, and his peter; but because they did not go 'all the way,' she felt that she was a good, pure Christian girl.

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staged décollété

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.

Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

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boar party

This is a party given by some groups of women university students in which each attendee puts down an ante of $20 or so and invites the homeliest guy that she can. After the occasion is over, a vote is taken by all of the girls who had participated, and the winner gets a new vibrator and the remainder of the money. In essense, this is the female equivalent to a pig party.

The Phi Taus had a boar party last Saturday night. Amy won it by taking Cletus.

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prairie oysters

Prairie oysters is a western name for bull testicles. Poor bulls!

It takes a real hero to drink Budweiser and eat prairie oysters.

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technicolor yawn

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

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likes show tunes

This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight males abhor musicals.

Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.

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