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Probably the biggest idiot you'll meet. A Tom owns multiple cars, none of which work and spends his days adjusting his nuts. Tom is renowned as having a large package but never gets any girls because he never tries due to crippling self hatred. Tom was voted least-likely to succeed in high school, and again in college due to his inability to read. Probably will end up directing porno movies for a meager living.
Tom
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A small, frail man child who for some reason can slay pussy like a god, or is a total cuck, nobody knows. Collects nerdy stuff and forgot how to read. The Kory will perish if not playing overwatch for atleast 18 hours a day. Still likes pirates despite being 21 and will refuse alcohol as it will burn his lips on consumption. Cannot drive.
How the fuck is kory having a 3 way with those supermodels, he can't even DRIVE.
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sometimes pronounced "germy" by intellectuals, Jeremy is a medium-sized gay man who lost weight but is still fat. He seems to think his RSX is fast, but never drives it. Jeremy likes scaly porn and is usually out of work. Despite being a grown adult, he usually speaks like an infant. He is scared of sand.
wow Jeremy is a total fart-knocker, lets bounce
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Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.
Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD
Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
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Mac is fat, lazy, and will make a mess wherever he goes. Thinks he can cook but thinks using 3 cans of pasta sauce to make butter chicken will taste good. His grill-skills are pretty good though. Mac is in general pretty gross, his hair is usually inwashed, he leaves his socks on the couch (after covering it with crumbs and leaving a plate of rib bones on it for 2 weeks), and his room is always covered in dirty clothes and chip bags. Despite this he does not smell... strangely. Mac is a horrible driver and his car is covered in scars as a result. Mac will run red lights like its going out of style and breaks something on his car every other week. Has a sweet head of hair.
Mac