ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

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muscle car

Late model 2-door (usually) American car with a muscular appearance and more displacement, HP, and TORQUE than 3-5 rice motors (aka hamsters). Minimal cost/speed ratio; no JDM bling required for coolness. Destroys rice cars on impact. Large and comfortable, especially for those who aren't 5'5" and 120 lbs.

Occasionally seen sporting a slight lift in rear suspension. Internals are easy to access for maintenance/upgrade, unlike certain other vehicles (coff coff). Contrary to popular belief, will run until the apocalypse if the oil is changed every 3000 miles

Fast stock.

There's no replacement for displacement.

Muscle Car Driver: "Hey, how bout this: we race with 6 people in each car"
Ricer: "*GULP*"
Muscle Car Driver: "That's what I thought"

How many muscle era imports do you see driving around? Case-in-Point

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New York Islanders

One of the greatest NHL dynastys winning four straight stanley cups (80-83). Although there were darker times (94-2000) they are still better than the other new york teams. People that are islander fans are not as much of assholes as ranger fans

Man the lockout really sucks, i cant watch the islanders anymore.

I was enjoying a hockey game at the collisum when some stupid fuck behind me was chanting ''lets go rangers'' islanders suck when they were kickin ass, stupid fuckin guido

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hand cannon

Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.

"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction

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Big Tim turn up

The act of some with the name Tim or timothy turning up at a party

Big Tim turned up at the party last night and everyone yelled big Tim turn up

center moriches

a small town on long island that has a population of about 6000, its a good town but nothing good happens, than again nothing bad happens eather.

center moriches is hella good but if you live in the dez it sucks

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rot gut

Any cheap 40 or 22 oz of malt liquor, not particulary known for the taist but rather to get drunk as fuck. Preferably St Ides or Colt 45.

Danny drinks the rot gut because he wants to get fucked up

You guys dont drink that rot gut for the taist! you drink it to get drunk!!!

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