weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

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Shallow Orange

A local rock band from New Brighton, PA in the early 1970s. A name as a parody to the band Deep Purple.

I hear that Shallow Orange is going to play at the prom next week.

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Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

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burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

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burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

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floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

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he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

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