Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

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he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

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Riding Honky

When a black person rides in the back seat of a two-door car

Look at that black dude riding honky.

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floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

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ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

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Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

quick key

To start a car by turning the key for a short spurt and releasing it. Sometimes takes several attempts.

Richard Petty used to quick key his Superbird at the races.

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