jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

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Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

Riding Honky

When a black person rides in the back seat of a two-door car

Look at that black dude riding honky.

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burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

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burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

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weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

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Tinted

When a road curves very slightly

Okay, Mike, the road is tinted after the brown house on your right.

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