porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

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feather

To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand red zone engine blast

Okay, Frank, the car keeps on cutting out on me, so feather the gas so that I see what is going on.

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horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

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hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

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Horse

To lift something really heavy. Usually done by two or more people

Okay, guys, we need to horse this washing machine into the back of the truck. One two three lift!!!!!!

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jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

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Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”