coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

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he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

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cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

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