sense-of-cock

N: A natural appreciation of male genital stimulation.

"The US government is not prepared to schedule bilateral trade negotiations at this time with New Zealand," he said.

"If they posessed either John Howard's or Tony Blair's 'sense-of-cock' they might be in with a chance..."

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Cunt-Gut

N: Similar to Camel-Toe camel toe
pronounced or protruding labia major.

"Crikey Laura, get that Lycra Pant suit off, everyone can see you Cunt-Gut"

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sneaky-barracuda

N: To insert two fingers from the same hand into both the Anal and Vaginal passages from behind a female individual in a manner to attempt a stelth sexual advance.

"Tommy wanted to please Bridgette so much he attemtped a sneaky-barracuda while she was drinking from the water fountain..."

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fuck-stick

The contemporary version of "Fuck-Shtick"

N: Slang term for moron.

V: To deliver sexual intercourse with a particluar degree of talent. male

fucked, fuck·ing, fucks +
shtick also schtick or shtik

Interesting because of the vast differnce between the noun and verb in focus of abuse to complement.

N: "..Quit being a fuck-stick or i'll smash you in the nuts..."

V: "..as she was endued with a particular sense-of-cock, he was equally gifted with fuck-stick..."

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