National Send Buses Day

On April 18th every year, send the best picture of a bus to your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. Watch them recieve it with gratitude and confusion

Cunt- “Ayo vro shelby bouta receive this picture of a bus”
Fag- “Why vro that don’t even make sense”
Cunt- “It’s national send buses day dumbass”

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day