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When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.
Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!
YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".
Sometimes referred to as "The Three Fuckmigo's". Usually a band of mentally and socially challenged employees. They tend to stick together, and continuously screw up the easiest and most basic tasks. They are allergic to natural gas for what ever reason.
Who forgot to get the customers email on this ticket? You already know bro, it was one of the Three Fuckmigo's.
An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.
Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.
AN STD THAT PRODUCES PUSS FILLED BUMPS ON YOUR GROIN. THEY HURT LIKE HELL WHEN YOU POP THEM MUCH LIKE A BAD ZIT.
BRIAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. OH MAN I JUST POPPED ONE OF THEM DAMN CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS AND ITS OOZING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR.
A mediocre crew of two salesman, that happen to be latino, and african.
Hey Bob sales are down again this week. Yeah thanks to the "Black n Tan Team" you hired.
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