with default

To denote someone who isn’t on facebook when checking into an establishment

Checking into the sports bar with stuart aka with default the guy with no face in create mode lol

Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

aff yon

To be tired of the banality of the current social situation

Stop talking, you’re about as funny as toothache, i’m aff yon

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

like yon tae

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.