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farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019


Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018


staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019


generation fud

Term to describe people born anytime after 2000 that seem to have at least one fashionably popular ailment or disorder such as gluten intolerance or a phobia of beans etc

How the fuck can you be scared of beans? You generation fud idiot!

by Big aldo September 7, 2019


trendskipper

When you couldn’t care less what’s hot and what’s not

Stick your gucci n vans up yer hole i’m a trendskipper

by Big aldo December 6, 2018


standard glue

to be expected, as standard

When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue

by Big aldo July 13, 2018


patter plagiary

The act of repeating the genuis and wit of another to appear funny

Stop using my terms when i’m not in to new people, that’s pure patter plagiary son.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019