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When your mum takes you out on the lash, waits to see you having a good time then wants to go home immediately...
My ma threw a carnoustie twist last night.
When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.