El Paso Syndrome

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy

JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."