pheleocecalism

pheleocecalism is the belief that when you get constipation and diarrhea at the same time, you get 7 years good luck.

Jerry: How did Darryl win the lottery 12 times straight?

Bob: Darryl believes in pheleocecalism

Jerry: His poor anus...

Scrouching

A scraggly type of crawl: demonstrates mischievous body language

“I witnessed him scrouching across the ballroom floor”