Tafting

The sexual act of getting stuck in a tub and allowing your partner to do whatever they want to you.

My bestfriend is very kinky, he said he spent hours tafting with his girlfriend last night.

boot daddy

A flesh light inside a cowboy boot.

I struck out at the country bar, so I guess I’ll go home and use my boot daddy.

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zanol

Wankster extraordinaire, prone to feelings of sexual inadequacy (no Michael B, that's fo sure) and receding hairline.

Angie, how could you marry that guy, he's such a zanol!

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