Ushanka

(n) Slang for taint hair, most often by unshaven Russian women, bulky in nature, and neglected sexually by their husbands. It is often noted that the stench is particularly severe.

Ivan walked into his home, out from the cold. Immediately he smelled a foul and rotting odor, much like Pig Pen's urethra. Noticing the half-put away vibrator, he immediately realized and suspected his wive, Svetlana, had not shaved in months, resulting in a disgusting, warm, and wet Ushanka. How would he know though? He hasn't tapped that in ages.

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