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Person 1 âhave you seen joe?â
Person 2 âwho?â
Person 1 âjoe mamaâ
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A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".
Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro youâre gonna be El Machoâd
The Ginger planet of mars (previously colonised by Matt Damon) gave birth to the greatest being of all time: Your mum.
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and heheâd to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
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