When that guy is actin a lil weird
Guy: I love midget porn!
Me: nah he tweakin
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A day of the week to bring out your inner sigma male
Hey man let's buy some nice Gucci flip flops in honer of sigma male Saturday, the chick's will dig them
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A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones
You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec
*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*
(5 min later)
You: wow very interesting
*you hand phone back*
Friend:why's my phone so sticky now
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When someone says some weird shit hit em wit da ððð
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A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday
Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition