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A term used to collectively describe a bunch of red hat wearing, gun worshipping, flag waving insurrectionists. These individuals typically possess a borderline subhuman level of intelligence, which they compensate for by being bottomless vessels filled with hate. They do not give a singular fuck about anyone other than themselves, nor do they care for things like facts or data.
Person 1: "What are these goddamn MAGAheads in this trucker convoy shitshow protesting?"
Person 2: "I think gas prices... fucking Magaheads."
The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.
"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"