Schloopy Drop

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.

Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

Taco

Delicious pancake with succulent juicy meaties.

Cade: Oh my goodness is that a delicious pancake with succulent juicy meaties!?!?!?

Jaylee: no…it’s a frickin taco