slickie

An aroused, wet vagina

She was purring when my fingers rubed her slickie.

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snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

song bombed

the state of being unable to write original music due to the successful completion of a prior work

"After finishing the last piece, I was song bombed for four days."

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Pound Sand

Walk away (from the fact that each step requires one to press down the sand beneith one's feet; from Hawaiin slang)

Go pound sand.

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Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

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wide glide

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.

She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.

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Knop

1. A word used to replace any other word in a sentence.

2. A unique sound emitted from the mouth, caused from letting gas out of the stomach. (Also referred to as belching.)

Original Sentence:
Susie pwned the English test.

New Possible Sentences:
Susie knopped the English test.
Susie pwned the English knop.
Susie pwned the knop test.

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