Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

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lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

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don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

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cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

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Loc

Someone or something originating or belonging to the immediate environment; short for local.

What's up loc?

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yard dog

A boring, typical, or run-of-the-mill person, especially a women.

She's just some yard dog.

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wool

A woman (from the appearance of pubic hair); Pubic hair

Lets leave -- there's no wool in this club -- it's boy's town.

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