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When your "vagina" smells something like Ray Davis's crotch.
Haha after banging that guy soo much you have CLAM CROTCH!
5π 7π
I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.
What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.
Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?
6π 8π
A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.
She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.
20π 3π
To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.
Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."
52π 40π
Breasts, particularly if large or otherwise attractive.
Check out those horns.
29π 60π