Jake Peterson

typically is around the height of 5'2, blonde hair, drives a blue dodge dart, and lowkey is a hypebeast

Person (Natalie): Did you see Jake Peterson today? Hes so sexy
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight

Gage Baartman

An acid dropping, molly popping, ketamine smoking, curb stomping, bitch pimping maniac. Long brown hair that covers half his eyes. “Bread stacker.” Also goes by the name “G-spot adolis.”

“Gage Baartman (G-spot) just stole a zip from some bitches”