Ethan

Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.

Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.