The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.
Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho
Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?
Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee