Anthony

A small, short, angry Italian boy, who during the holidays can be mistaken for an angry elf. He often has messed up toes, and doesn’t wear socks in bed with other guys. He can be seen imitating a blow job with a barrel filled with sponges, as he beats his meat to the beat of fireball by Pitbull. Don’t piss him off or his uncontrollable flailing arms will brutally abuse your body. He’s not on the spectrum, but he loves his rainbows, skittles with a splash of fireball, the horny anthony.

If an Oompa Loompa was 20 pounds lighter it would be hard to tell the difference between him and an anthony.

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