Cuntroller

A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.

A: Holy shit Jenny shut the fuck up!
B: Dude, hit her with that cuntroller.

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Triple Gooberry Sundae

A sex act involving one woman and three men. One ejaculates on the top of her head while the other two do the same in each of her ear canals.

Did you hear? Me and two buddies gave Sarah a heaping Triple Gooberry Sundae last night!

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Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.

A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.

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Triple Gooberberry Sunrise

An alcoholic ice cream guaranteed to lift someone's mood. Consists of two scoops of vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate fudge, three bananas with cherries on top, three gooseberries to resemble eyes and a nose, strawberry fudge smeared into a smiley face, and a bit of that real real. Can be found at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?

I guess I could use one of those.

Now you're talking.

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pornahol

awesome porn on a pornaholics computer

i used to rip in anthony for being a pornaholic but after seeing his pornahol i can understand

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