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The act of pooping again only a short time after you pooped the first time. Usually associated with the feeling that you first dump was so massive that there could not possibly be any more poop in you.
I couldnât believe it. I laid a huge lunker at home and thought âthatâll get me through the dayâ. Then I get to work and its déjà -poo. I laid another foot of pipe.
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A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
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A big outside summer time party held by lesbians. Similar to a "Shindig", but hosted and attended by lesbians.
Hey Chris are you going to Pat's Shindyke? All the girls are gonna be there. It's gonna be a flannel fest.
The real meaning of the acronym G.Q. is Generally Queer. Many people believe that it means Gentlemen's Quarterly, but it doesn't. As most men photographed for the magazine are queers and the only readers gulliable, vapid and vain enough to believe the nonsense printed with in it's covers are queers then it follows that G.Q. means "generally queer". Many queers without the testicular fortitude to go into a porn shop and buy real gay porn, rub one out to the fake and fancy fags that adorn it's pages.
Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".
Joe: Hey Frank, we should check out that new club called the "White Swallow".
Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise.
Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club.
Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.
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What your wife, girlfriend or fiance turns into during a visit from aunt flow. Very similar to a monster, but the transformation is periodic (pun intended).
John: "Hey Joe, once a month I feel like I'm married to Bela Lugosi."
Joe: "Right there with you bro. Once a month my Ruby turns into the Wolfman, Dracula and Fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster."
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When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.
Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.
Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.
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The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.
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