QES

A small village school in Kirkby Lonsdale in North Yorkshire. Very well known for its "values". These values are not considered rules by teachers but instead 'guidelines that you must follow otherwise, you will get into trouble' Well know values include; Don't wear your coat on school grounds even if the flood water is drowning you alongside hail the size off rocks smashing you in the face and everyone is dead, don't not wear your jumper in the cafe or you will get shanked and many, many others. QES is also very well known for handing out isolation's like leaflets, these isolation's are not boring as you have plenty to do! Incredible activities such as being spanked ,scraping gum off tables and cheeky bum sex are all very common in these so called 'Isoos'.

A dangerous group called 'The Farmer Lot' are well known for roaming the hallways of QES and CANNOT repeat CANNOT be tamed, approach with caution...

Q:Can you please take off your coat inside QES?
A:Man's not hot.

Q:Where can i buy cheap drugs of first years?
A:QES should do it.

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