Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.