Potterism-69

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

Ieaun

Airplane pilot wannabe who flies over the town of Bargoed patrolling the area like he’s in Paw Patrol. Survived the Titanic in 1912 who’s still kicking in the open ocean thanks to his buoy 🛟.

“Have you heard of Ieaun?”

“I heard he’s still kicking in his buoy, the pilot wannabe who crashed into the ocean”

“Oh isn’t he the gay guy who barely escaped the Titanic in 1912?”

“Nah that motherfucker is six foot deep with the Ocean Gate CEO and his buddies”