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A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.
Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.
Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since â81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High Schoolâs STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KROâ¢. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotecâs Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Vikingâs duty to take Honors Bio. And donât forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron andâ¦
Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotecâs class today?
Friend: nah bro, I havenât understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.