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Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children, teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very brief but very painful
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?
Father: This is the last time you're going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you
A phrase used in Afrikaans in South Africa to explain to someone how hard you will slap them in the face. Used commonly by drunk men or angry old tannies (aunties)
Jan: Pieter you must stop bothering me now man or I will klap you that your snot spray over there!
Pieter: A snotklap doesn't scare me bru, come at me!
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