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The small flying insects (similar to traditional mosquitoes ) derived from heavy use of methamphetamine. While tweaking on a meth binge the insatiable urge to scratch (being unsatisfiable) leaves scabs and or sores.
Dude, did you see that tweaker that's been hanging around the library? Ya bro, looks like he got attacked by a swarm of meth squitoes.
A snort abortion is when u blow out, extract, excavate, and or abort a large gnarly snot rocket that's built up from copious amounts of cocaine.
Hey bro do you wanna rip a few lines and hit the bar? Hell yeah but I've gotta do a snort abortion first, cause I've been ripping hollywood size Ricky's all damn.
The Rosebud is a stealthy maneuver preformed in a ninja like fashion. As you approach your target you turn your hand into a thumbs-up formation and deploy with the tip of the thumb thrusting towards the anus while simultaneously yelling Rosebud.
Hey Rick, the funniest thing happened yesterday. I was at the supermarket and the wife sent me back to grab something she forgot and as I caught up she was at the other end of the aisle bent right over looking shelf and give her the Rosebud. I yelled Rosebud so fucking loud and she screamed just as loud. Then moments later I heard Rosebud yelled out from a few aisles over followed by a spine tingling scream, then a man's voice says " oh fuck, I thought you were my wife."
When your male friend is ripped out of his face on cocaine and carries on a never-ending explanation while anyone within earshot pays no attention whatsoever
Oh great here we go, he's fucking mansplaning once again. Ain't nobody got time for that!