America Loves The Over

The “over” is a betting term used to describe a wager on whether a specific statistic for a game will be higher or lower than a pre-agreed value. Betting above the over/under on the total points scored in a game is common wager. “America Loves The Over” is a common way of expressing American’s sometimes irrational in any situation, particularly gambling.

Who do you like in Wildcats game this weekend? I am taking the over on total points because “America Loves the Over!”

It’s Good to be Us!

This is a common toast which is appropriate for almost any occasion as it celebrates everyone in the group both individually and collectively.

Thank you all for attending and let’s all raise our glasses. It’s good to be us!

Strong's Law of Pizza

In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.

Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free

I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza

PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!