Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis

Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy

Clumpin’

When a females white ejaculate gets into her or her partners pubic hair and creates white spots within the pubes and makes them stick together

Travis: “Damn girl, I must be doing something right because you’re clumpin’.”