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When a member of the female gender is of the same level of looks that Salma Hayek is.
No, Britney does not fit into the file of SH Calibur.
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It's a faster way of saying "Who wants to fuck?"
"Hey ladies. How's it going? Nice. Huwanfuk?"
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When you take your index finger and stick it into a female's vaginal crevice. Let it sit there a moment, then pull it out, wet and all, and have her lick the pussy liquid off.
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References 2 different GM-produced motors. The pontiac version was good for keeping boats from moving around when attached to the end of a chain, while the Buick versions made 400+ hp and 500+ lb. ft. in stock form, or in modified form (like the one in MY pimp-455 ride) can produce in excess of 520 hp and 598 lb. ft. WOOT!
Ricer: Damn boy, thats a big-455 motor, how many liters is that?
Buick: Well, its 455 cubic inches, which is 7.6 liters for you dumb-45535 who can't convert to proper measurements
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Very very weird homo.... Not very social... And likes bananas in his mouth ;)
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The use of Dick Nose is a very old story. One that was started back in the 1800's. Some old white dude apparently had a huge nose and was a stupid bastard as well. So anyone you know, that is a stupid bastard, you should pretty much call him a Dick Nose, because he, in fact, IS A DICK NOSE. At least, he will be in the after life.
Hey Dick Nose, don't touch my car, bitch.
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