Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

8👍 2👎

Moast

The greater form of the word moar. But one cannot describe something as moastest because it is not a word.

I think this toast is the moast burnt thing i’ve ever eaten.

5👍 3👎