Hewlett

Code word for “fag.”
The origins of the word “hewlett” used in this particular context is believed to have been started during a roast session between two burnout friends. Both of the friends just got through smoking copious amounts of marijuana and making fun of eachother. In the midst of the roast session one of the friends referred to the other as a “hewlett fudge packard” which is a play off of the computer and printer brand “hewlett packard.” After the roast session ended they continued to call eachother “hewletts” and left out the “fudge packard” part because of the current era of intense political correctness and the reprimand that would take place had they used any disparaging remarks that reference homosexuality.

Friend 1: I’m thinking about buying a vape, eating pineapples on pizza, doing CrossFit, and drinking IPA’s.
Friend 2: what are you, some kind of hewlett?

Bed Frame

To falsely accuse someone of rape or sexual assault.

John- why did Eric get cuffed and hauled away in that poilce cruiser?
Brian- Because he allegedly raped Brittany last night.
John- Thats impossible. Eric was hanging out with me last night.
Brian- Holy shit! That bitch Bed Framed him.

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white daddy

The term "White Daddy" is used to describe the sector of the government that provides impoverished citizens with welfare benefits.

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Trisha- Is there any way I can borrow some money for groceries?
John- Fuck no, I'm broke as hell too. you better go hit up ya White Daddy with all that noise and see if he cant put some more money on that EBT every month.

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