Faceboak

The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak

Joe: Hey didn't you get that important update I posted on Facebook about my new refrigerator getting delivered?

Jim: No I have Faceboak....

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Diarrhea dilemma

The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.

1. Shit your pants in public

2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above

Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...

100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."

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