Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope
Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.
Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope
Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.
An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption
The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.
Eloni Musk#9 Urinal Cake fragrance smells like cheddar cheese broccoli, Tabasco sauce, pizza, popcorn and skunk.
Elon Musk#9 Urinal Cake is also available for under the lid of toilet seat of Elon-Gated American Standard thrones at your local Moose Lodge.
Political chiropractic cranial enlargement perk for low browed billionaires with superiority complexes.
President Trump's smart pills from Dr Oz phrenetically modified his skull so quickly his toupee nearly flew beyond the US Space Force territorial boundary.
Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.