Baptist

Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass

Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees

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3-97

When a girl is 3% straight and 97% lesbian

This is my best friend... she's a 3-97

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Xived

To get slighted, cheated or shorted in some way

We were supposed to split the pizza 50/50, but I only got 30! I got XIVED!